Digging deep but not coming up with much so I thought I’d fall back on my old faithful source of information.

Yup, You guessed it. Why Do Men Have Nipples…

          Do men need sex more often than women?

Men are often told that they have sex on the brain, and it appears as though this may be true.

In one recent study in Nature Neuroscience, a team of researchers had 28 men and women look at erotic photographs while an MRI took scans of their brain. The subjects looked at arousing photographs of heterosexual couples engaged in sexual activity, sexually attractive nudes of the opposite sex, and at pictures of men and women in non-sexual situations. When analyzing the MRI results, researchers found that two areas of the brain, the amygdala and the hypothalamus, were more activated in men than in women when viewing identical sexual stimuli.

So, do men have sex on the brain? Of course, and do bears shit in the woods?

We really didn’t need a team of researchers to answer this one.

                                 Why Do Men Have Nipples- Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg M.D.

I know all of the men out there are going to use this as an excuse now, but I have to say… I’m just not sure it’s true. I mean really?

 We all know that men and women are stimulated differently… Right?

It seems to me that women could think about sex just as much as men if they had the right stimulation…  Pictures do it for men, words do it for women.

(hehehe… I said stimulation… hehehe)

OPINIONS PLEASE…  Ang

My sister will hate me for this, but I wish I’d thought of it first!

I guess this is a sure way to get out of Pug sitting forever.

Can you tell we still haven’t gone looking for a new car?

Pointless rambling, is something I’m very good at, so I thought I’d give it a shot here.

We are doing absolutely nothing today. Cooper and I are watching Fantasia 2000, I guess that’s something.

Why do I feel guilty just sitting here? I feel like I should be downstairs working on a project, or out doing something. You know, there isn’t anything I want to do today. Besides be with my family and if I’m being truthful, which I try to be, since I am a completely HORRIBLE liar. (I always get caught) Okay where was I?  Oh, being truthful, I can’t wait for bed time.

 I bought Hello Dolly today and I plan on snuggling under my covers and watching Barbara Strisand wrap Walter Matthow round her little finger. Isn’t that what all women do? Wrap men around their fingers? Well, if the guy is lucky.

Until then I plan on continuing to do nothing. I’m going to sit on the couch with my computer and let Cooper climb on me when he feels like it. Just call me Mt. Mommy.

Hmmm…

Now I’m thinking this isn’t such a great idea. I have two glass panels in the works downstairs and I just got a new CD that is calling to me and my butt is going numb from sitting here doing nothing.

I’m done doing nothing. It’s downstairs I go. I guess this pointless ramble is over. Thanks you guys for helping me see that guilt (although I hate it) Is a great motivator. Well that and circular thinking.

Ben and I had a date night last night… Big deal for us, since we haven’t been out without children or child since early December.

We went to see Ghost Rider. Cheesy comic book movies… Gotta love’em. I especially enjoyed the soundtrack. Might have to purchase this one.

Then we went for dinner. I over heard something else that made me go HMMMM…

It was a very busy evening. When we hit the door we asked about the wait and were told that it was fortyfive minutes. We had the hostess add our name to the list and we started to wait. At one point we were standing behind the hostess stand and I over heard one hostess say to the other “Should we be telling people it will be an hour to an hour and a half?” to which the other hostess responded  “We’re never supposed to say more then forty five to fifty minutes.” 

HMMM…  So what if the wait is an hour and a half? Well you wait for an hour and a half because you were told forty minutes and you already invested a bunch of time… waiting.  So we waited. I think it was only an hour and fifteen minutes. We had a corner bench and found ways to entertain ourselves. I took lots of pictures. I’m sure some people wanted to hurt me. It was a very dark building and my flash could have been annoying… MAYBE.

So we waited… and waited. It was all good. We were together and had fun. We had some very tasty food and then went to Borders and spent a little money on books.

This morning we got up and went to breakfast without children.

SO nice. I had my own hot chocolate and no one stole my whip cream. A very nice morning. I did miss the babies a little… just a little.

These are my shoes… I like them.

I also took pictures of everyone elses shoes.

I took about fifty pictures of Ben and I but we were never in sync, either his eyes are crossed or mine are… It was good for a lot of laughs though. Funny, no one else offered to take our picture.  They were probably too busy trying not to be pissed at me because my flash had burned their retinas.

Another way I entertained myself… I also tried to pick Ben’s nose and got in a bit of public public

public

public groping… Hey a girl has to do what a girl has to do.

All in all a GREAT evening.

• People who say one thing and DO another…
• Men or women who live with their parents well into their thirties…
• People who wear miss matched socks… Yes I do it. It still makes me say Hmmm…
• People who feel the need to publicly criticize other people for their choices…
• THIS DEFINITELY MAKES ME SAY HMMM…

What are some things that make you guys say HMMM???

Today I was waiting for the hammer of inspiration to hit me on the head and give me the words I needed for a post.

It came in the form of a The Great Piratess… who said.

Hey, you could write about sharing the brain. I’ll even link you. Oh…and I never gave it back…that may be the problem. Here…here’s the brain. That was selfish of me.
..

Well of course it wasn’t selfish of her… I mean I hardly ever need it.  Except for section three… and do you really NEED a brain for that?

The great thing about Xanga is that we’re able to reach out and form a community of sorts, with people we may have never met other wise. I’m sure I’m not telling you all anything you don’t know. But the warm fuzzy feelings we receive when we find a person we can share a brain with… Those are just priceless.

So I made a sketch of our brain… I’m thinking The Great Piratess will like it. I hope she likes it, She can alter it when it’s her turn to get it back… (Man you wouldn’t believe some of the stuff she shoves in here… I’m sure she feels the same way. I mean a six hour Monty Python marathon… What was I thinking?!)

catagories closed… I think I was the only one enjoying them… So on to what we all really want to know.

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU CAN BREAK YOUR PENIS?

“It pains us to say, but this is true. There is no bone in your “bone,” but you can rupture the penis, which is called a penile frature. Sudden trauma or bending of the penis in an erect state can break the thick fibrous coat surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that produces an erection.

This happens most frequently during sex. Don’t expect to get a cast and crutches, though. This injury is an emergency and requires surgery to prevent sexual dysfunction. Ouch!” — Why do Men Have Nipples- Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D.

I have my own ‘Captain I wear my brothers undies on my head’ I was doing laundry and he insisted on putting these on… I tried to explain that they went around his legs but he was having none of it. He pulled on one pair and then another and he was a happy boy for a half an hour while he roamed the house in his under wear hat…

Kids… gotta love em.

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So it’s 3:13 in the morning and I’m up again… I’m not really tired and I haven’t been needing naps. I think I must just be changing. It’s odd going from wanting to sleep all the time to not needing hardly any though. Guess I’ll just have to get used to it.  Oh the hardship. No channel flipping for me tonight. It’s a nice quiet book that doesn’t include toad licking. Hope your all tucked in cosy and warm, dreaming pleasant dreams. Ang

Alright, so I have decided that you have to leave the house to have anything interesting happen to you and since I haven’t left the house in three days, I still have nothing. Don’t worry, I’m not shuffling around with greasy hair in my bathrobe letting my fingernails grow to impossible lengths. I am by no means a hermit yet. I just don’t feel like going out.

So since I have nothing… The education continues.

CAN YOU GET HIGH FROM LICKING A TOAD?

“Poor sad toads. They always seem to take a back seat to the frogs. Frogs get kissed and turn into princes, and toads just get to cause warts. Well, here is some good news for toads.Toads do not cause warts. Toads do, however , produce a protective substance in the parotid gland behind the eyes. This toxin can make animals, such as dogs, very sick and can be irritating to the human eye. But some people go way beyond touching toads and actually lick them in an attempt to get high from a “psychedelic” substance supposedly found on it’s skin.

The species known as the Bufo toad does have a psychedelic substance on it’s skin. This substance is similar to serotonin and LSD and can cause hallucinations. Be careful when trying this method because some people have been arrested for toad licking. “- Why Do Men Have Nipples- Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D.

WEIRD THINGS ABOUT ME

I was tagged by SeedSower

*The rules: Each Player of this game starts with six (6)weird things about himself/herself.

People who get tagged need to write a blog posting their own six(6) weird things,

as well as state this rule clearly.

In the post you need to choose six(6) people to be tagged and list their names.

So alright here goes. I actually had trouble thinking of weird things. I think my life is so boring and banal.

1.) I constantly have a song playing in my head. Sometimes it is the same song for days and other times it changes by the second. Right now It’s I Built This Garden by Lenny Kravitz, an hour ago it was Get Rhythm by Johnny Cash that’s the song I get the kids ready with.

2.)Because I constantly have music in my head. My life has a soundtrack of sorts. Different people have different songs when ever I see them, For instance when ever I think Of Beth I think of On the Sunny Side because it is what was on her site when I found her. Now if I’ve known you forever the song changes over our life time. My sisters song is constantly changing. Through our life time it has been anything from You Spin Me Right Round by dead Or Alive to Wake Me Up before You GO GO by Wham or I’m A Woman by Peggy Lee… I don’t want to tell you what it is now… I’d rather drive her crazy. HEHEHE…

3.) Because of the above two oddities I walk around singing and whistling all the time. Sometimes I don’t know I’m doing it.

4.)I can’t stand the taste of purified water. Yes, I said TASTE… Since I stopped drinking Mountain Dew… ah my Mountain Dew…*sigh* alright I’m back, sorry about that. I drink mostly water. I have found that they put ‘flavor enhancing minerals’ in purified water… ick.

5.) I laugh when I’m nervous. Which results in laughter at some very inappropriate moments. The first time I ever kissed a boy I laughed in his face… Ouch. lol

6.) I am oddly attracted to the TACKY and WEIRD. I know it’s something I’m working on. I’d hate for my children to catch it.

7.) I can also read backwards and upside down… I forgot that one. I don’t think it’s a common talent so I’m calling it weird. I like it.

I TAG

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OKay I still have nothing… So here’s something for the ladies… and the men… Turn back now if you are easily offended.

IS SPERM NUTRITOUS? OR FATTENING? (Hehehehe she said sperm again)

‘You are what you eat. In this case it is somewhat true, as sperm contains important genetic material.But sperm, despite it’s important load, (hehehe) Is not particularly nutritious or fattening. The average ejaculate, about one teaspoon, contains between two and three hundred million sperm. Total calories are derived  from protein, including enzymes and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

Other good stuff found in semen includes water, vitamin C, citric acid, phosphate, bicarbonates, zinc, and prostaglandins. A veritable breakfast of champions.’- Mark Layner and Billy Goldberg, M.D.  Why Do Men Have Nipples

Alright ladies… I think the last line was a bit suggestive. The book was written by men after all. My husband agreed it was a good idea. lol Ang