Month: December 2009

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    (We finally got some snow!)

    Cooper and I were walking through the store when we came across Santa Claus waiting for kids to sit on his lap.

     Cooper rolled the dice and climbed up to spill his little heart’s desire into the ear of the Big Guy.

    When he was done, as we were walking away, the conversation went like this…

    Cooper- How did Santa get here Mama?

    Me- Well, you know he’s got that magic sleigh.

    Cooper- Yeah, it flies!

    Me- It probably gets him anywhere he wants in the blink of an eye.

    Cooper- That’s good, cause it would be a really long walk.

    Me- Yes, yes it would.

    I thought it was going to be hard to find anything fun to blog about, I don’t know why I was worried… I have kids!

    Speaking of the Bearded Guy…

    When I was little I was terrified of Santa.

     I never wanted to sit on his lap.

     One time we even had a friend come to the house all dressed up to surprise us, I hid in my room.

    What is your stance on the Holiday Honcho?

    Did anyone else find it odd that our parents encouraged us to talk to, and worse, sit on a complete strangers lap?

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  • Brown Paper Packages Tied up with String…

    My house is full of monsters. Today is Charlie’s 11th birthday… I can’t believe I have an eleven year old.

     I am NOT looking forward to the teen years.

    I thought I would do a quick FAVORITE THINGS  post before I shuttle the monsters to the swimming pool.

    GLEE one of my new favorite television shows.

    Part comedy, part drama, part musical, pure entertainment!.

    While I was surfing YouTube to find a clip… I found  THIS… I just can’t bring myself to post it here on my favorite things post, but it did give me the giggles…  Which I think was his intention.

    FAVORITE CANDY

    MMMM  Best candy ever, IF EATEN PROPERLY, freeze, nibble the chocolate off and then eat the fluffy filling.

    It’s all in the execution.

    FAVORITE READ

     

    Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson have done a wonderful job of keeping the interest of all ages.

     The kids and I have been sucked into Neverland all week .

    MUSIC

    It isn’t the Christmas season for me until I hear this song.

    I have found a new joy in it, I get to watch my five year old do his hippo dance when he hears it.

    Off to the swimming pool! Also one of my favorite things, swimming!

    Although it is not my favorite thing that open swim is past my bed time…

    The things we do for our children…

    You know the drill… You remember right?

    What’s one of your FAVORITE THINGS?

     

  • Boobies? It’s about time…

    There are a few things that I need to do…

    For instance, I still have a couple of links I need to post for the PPS09…

    I know, I am a bad, BAD GIRL. 

    I’m going to pace myself and do that next week.

    Right now I need to do something else that is kinda important and I was supposed to have it done by the 25th…

    of October.

    Like I said, I am a bad, BAD GIRL!

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    had a contest for boobies…

    Boobie look alikes that is.

    I was supposed to recommend his post, which I did, at the time.

    Put up  this link.

     

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    and then post pictures of whatever I could find that resembled those most lovely of all female accessories.

    I had some pictures from the bakery but I can’t find the file…

    Do you have any idea how many items in a bakery look like breastages?!

    It’s amazing…

    I  stumbled across some cool look alikes while I was working the Farmer’s Market, those I do have.

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    There was this really cool crate of gourds, not only did they have female looking things, but male ones too!

    I won’t post those though cause they actually look a little lewd,

     if you have a dirty mind,which some of you DO!

    and then…  when I was looking at a different shot of these same gourds I saw something else…

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    Do you see it?!

    I did NOT touch the gourds in anyway, they were just like that.

    Then there were these other gourds…

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    I don’t’ know why it looks suggestive to me, it just does!

    Well, as usual I was late to the party, but maybe I made it in time for the clean up?

    I will be posting this…

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    the last few days of the week… give it a click people!

    Seen anything that resembled boobies lately?  Once you start looking it’s hard to stop!

     

     

  • Lessons learned

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    A friend of mine asked me to take some pictures of his band this fall.

    They are called Of One Accord, they play blue grass and gospel music. Beautiful music.

    This is one of my favorite shots.

    I have learned that if I want to take people pictures I need to get a little less inhibited and maybe a little more willing to be bossy…

    I also learned that if people pay for your services they will value them more, from now on I am charging, even if it’s just twenty bucks for gas.

    (This is in no way a reflection on the band, it’s just something I observed doing favors this  year.)

    Those are  my major lessons learned, now if I can just figure out how to implement…

    What’s something you learned this year?

     

  • Day one and the kid’s come through again.

    It’s the first of December and all day I’ve been thinking about what I would blog.

    On the way home from yet another dentist visit my most stubborn child provided it.

    Cooper, hit his older brother.

    It wasn’t hard, and I’m not sure it wasn’t unprovoked.

    When I told him that he would have to go to his room for ten minutes when we reached home he replied -

    “NO! Mom!  I am only going to do the things I WANT to do and not the things I DON’T.”

    To which I replied in my most menacing Mommy voice

    “You better think about that one again Mister cause you know what will happen if we get home and you DON’T go to your room?”

    I hear a quiet “Spanking time?” from the back seat.

    “Yup.” I said.

    More quiet in the back and then Cooper says…

    “Okay, I have decided I WANT to go to my room.”

    You just gotta love’em.

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