This morning I made a doctors appointment. Ben was coming to take us to it. I got Cooper dressed and then myself, barely. I pulled on sweats and my last clean tshirt, the one that says “It’s only funny til’ someone gets hurt then it’s freakin’ hilarious!” no underwear, I figured I was just going into the office quick and coming home and the effort was just too much.
So Ben picks us up and we set out. Well on the way there we start sliding and hit the ditch where the car then flips over three time. I remember seeing the windshield shatter and then I was hanging upside down. I managed to unbuckle myself. Cooper thought it was fun I think until he realized he was upside down and Mommy and Daddy weren’t fixing it. By this time the car was being swarmed by people. I could hear them but not see them and I was trying to get Ben unbuckled I could see that Cooper was alright. He did look like a little bat though. The people outside managed to get the car door open on Ben’s side, I told them I keep a pair of kitchen shears in the drivers door, They found them quickly cut Ben out while other pulled poor Cooper out who was so happy to be out he didn’t care that complete strangers were holding him. So the ambulance looked Cooper over and asked if I wanted them to take me to the emergency room because the ceiling on my side had actually caved in just enough to give me a goose egg on my noggin.
An ambulance ride would have been a new experience but being the practical person that I am, I had my Mamala take us.
So I have been in the hospital all day. I had a catscan and a chest exray, I’ve been given two bags of IV fluids and antibiotics and potassium`. They think they’ve found the problem and fixed it. My noggin is just dandy, a little tender and I’m feeling a little sore. I had a nice long time in a comfortable bed while I was being pumped full of fluids. I watched some TV Not As A Stranger with Robert Mitchum and Olivia DeHavillande was the only good thing on, I forgot how little there is to watch on TV in the daytime. The irony of watching a movie about doctors while one is in a hospital was appealing.
Then as we were leaving and I was allowed to get myself into the shameful amount of clothing that I came in with, the irony of the tshirt I was wearing hit me too.
So let’s see
- Accident on the way to doctors appointment, end up going to see different doctors.
- That whole never leave the house thing in holy undies… well try in no undies thing…
- Watching a movie about doctors and a hospital while in a hospital.
- Being the jackass who’s wearing the tshirt making fun of getting hurt… and then getting hurt.
Oh Yeah… I’d say I’ve had a day FULL of irony. On the upside, I feel better then I have in days, and we’ve needed a seven passenger vehicle. Anyway. I’m fine, Missing all of you though, I should be up to catching up on everyones lives soon I hope. Ang
Alright so I have a few spelling and punctuation errors… my Noggin is starting to hurt, deal with it.
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