bonanza80 tagged me to do a post on my favorite things… I’m not sure what my favorite things are anymore. I’m discovering I’m a fickle person when it comes to things, so I need to give this one some more thought.

PLUMBER BUTT. We have recently had some work done at our house by a plumber and guess what he didn’t have plumber butt. A very nice surprise. Last week I had another surprise though that was not so nice. I went to get my hair done and the stylists there were all very ‘stylish’… go figure.

The women where all wearing tight shirts and those jeans that sit on your hips… They looked very nice actually.

My friend Russ was cutting my hair… he’s a barber and I like him. So I was sitting in his chair and we were talking. When one of the women across from us dropped her comb. When she bent to pick it up, She stooped in the proper fashion, bending at the knees… We all know I’m not great at that one all the time.

But or should I say BUTT… when she bent down her pants slide down two inches and she flashed the kind of cleavage I have only seen on a plumber or my two year old.

Russ, who is a heterosexual, happily married and the owner of the Salon Saloon… he  serves his own special brew of beer, really its a guys idea of heaven this barbershop… I guess more so now that their flashing things. ANYWAY… He didn’t miss a beat and kept right on cutting while I stared in astonishment at this poor woman’s crack… What do you do in a case like that?

Excuse me? your showing a little off shore property I didn’t ask to see? 

It reminded me of a video I took when I was being a mean Mommy…  

EDIT************************* Favorite things will be listed tomorrow… I think I’ve finally figured some out. At least a few that I’ll post about. ;-b Ang

Ben gave me a mustache… What do you all think? Is it me?

Oh… The picture is courtesy of my six year old and I was trying to drive.

What do you think? Seedsower gave me an Albert Shwietzer look?

Thought for the day…

There are only three places on your skin that are not growing hair right now.

Name one…

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Well that was just too easy I guess…

Palms, bottoms of the feet and lips  are all right… The rest of our skin is covered in hairs, some too teeny to see.

Here’s something a little different.

Which weighs more: your eyeball or 20 hummingbirds?

Then no more today I promise…

Can anyone tell I’m bored?

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The twenty hummingbirds weigh more… but not by much. 18 hummingbirds are about the same weight as a human eyeball…

I know this is all totally useless information… but then, what else am I good for?

Today I’m thinking about wrong turns.

In life we have so many options, so many choices, all of them effecting us on a level that isn’t always easy to understand.

Yup turns… sometimes right sometimes just left of wrong.

Today I’m thinking about wrong turns.

Once I went to visit a friend at the University of Michigan. It was our first year in college. The trip was a new experience for me, as I chose a college close to home where I could stay with my family. He was in a dorm… Ah the mystery of a dorm, A tiny room you could stretch your arms across and almost  touch the opposite wall. The communal bathroom and shower. Oh yes, dorm life was something I hadn’t experienced.

This became very clear when I made the mistake of telling my friend that I wanted to go to the grocery store when we were in a room with eight of his guy friends. Yup. At eleven at night I ended up taking nine guys in a volkswagen bug to the local all night grocery store.

 I was driving in a town I had never been to before, on streets that were confusing and unknown.I had an elbow in my side, knees pushing at my back through the seat, a hand behind my head and the face of a stranger  over each shoulder. Talk about an uncomfortable ride. I however was the only one without someone on my lap. For this I was grateful.

Well of course Being a car full of men they all had directions to give and all different. I ended up turning the wrong way. Is anyone surprised by that? Unfortunately it was the wrong way down a one way street.

To make matters worse I couldn’t get the car in reverse, couldn’t see out the back window, and everyone had a solution they were yelling… Things kept snow balling getting worse and worse… all because of a wrong turn. We unloaded the car, I  popped it in neutral and the boys pushed it off  the street and onto the proper one, facing the right direction. The rest of our trip was uneventful and fun… the hard part on the return, was where to put the purchases. Some groceries were a little squished from being crammed into the tiny trunk around the spare tire… but they were still edible and no one was the worse for the wear.

I learned several things from that trip… never announce that your going to a grocery store in a dorm. Never cram more then five people into a volkswagen bug, and most importantly if you  turn the wrong way down a one way street, don’t panic. You can always push your way out.

Wrong turns… in life it would be great if they were all that easily fixed wouldn’t it?

Well… It’s Saturday. Taking the kids to the pool. Hope I survive. I’m not a gambling woman but if I had to bet on it I’d say I will. Taking the camera… Posting pictures… I would also bet BIG money that you won’t see any of me.

Ang

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Frog people at the pool.

Managed to pawn Charlie and Is off on Grandma and then took Cooper grocery shopping… Any one who has three kids knows… its heaven when you only have to take one to the store….

A few things we saw I thought I’d share. I wonder who I was thinking of?

I asked him to do this… He thinks I’m weird now… Like he didn’t before.  Mmm Like it but won’t eat it… *sigh*

Does it or doesn’t it? I’ll never tell…

Alright I have been told that it’s time for a new post, but I still don’t have much of anything, again.

So I know the person who made the request is going to regret it now because you know what I’m going to post…

That’s okay I know she’ll still like me… So here goes.

WHY DO PEOPLE SEEM MORE ATTRACTIVE TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK?

” Straight for the Department of Psychology at the University of Glasgow, a paper entitled “Alcohol consumption Increases Attractiveness Ratings of Oppisite-Sex Faces: A Possible Third Route to Risky Sex,” thus proving that beer goggles do exist.  Feel free to use this paper to excuse your bad behavior.”- Why Do Men Have Nipples- Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D.

Alright… I should say here that I myself have never experienced this problem… for those of you who have, here’s your excuse… but I have to say, it isn’t much of one really…

Maybe I’ll have something later since I actually plan to leave the house today. *gasp* Out into the real world.  

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I did it! I left the house! Ben and I took the kids out for chinese food for lunch today since everyone had a half day.

After we had eaten and where going back to the car. Ben was carrying Cooper, our two year old… as we’re getting closer Cooper yelled at the top of his lungs… SHOTGUN!

Ahh the joys of having older siblings…

I might have to leave the house tomorrow too… there’s something to this getting out and experiencing life thing.

I really like where I live. It’s one of the most beautiful spots in Michigan.

I’m sure I’ll come up with more later… But I just don’t have much to share today. It’s one of those days… I’m not sure exactly what that means… guess. Ang

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My friend jejegrave got me this time… Hope I get this one right.

My five favorite scents…

1.) gardenias

2.) sunshine

3.) warm puppy

4.) My babies after a bath.

5.) fresh moist earth

In A Heart beat…

My real in a heartbeat and I do man…

Hmmm… I wonder where my daughter gets it…

I would but I would blush…

Not if they were the last men on the planet…

Okay these last two images on my site creep me out so they may be coming down…

Alright I tag… anyone who wants to… Herkyeng…

catagories closed… I think I was the only one enjoying them… So on to what we all really want to know.

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU CAN BREAK YOUR PENIS?

“It pains us to say, but this is true. There is no bone in your “bone,” but you can rupture the penis, which is called a penile frature. Sudden trauma or bending of the penis in an erect state can break the thick fibrous coat surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that produces an erection.

This happens most frequently during sex. Don’t expect to get a cast and crutches, though. This injury is an emergency and requires surgery to prevent sexual dysfunction. Ouch!” — Why do Men Have Nipples- Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D.

I have my own ‘Captain I wear my brothers undies on my head’ I was doing laundry and he insisted on putting these on… I tried to explain that they went around his legs but he was having none of it. He pulled on one pair and then another and he was a happy boy for a half an hour while he roamed the house in his under wear hat…

Kids… gotta love em.

Categories from yesterday’s post continue into today.

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thanks for the comment   i thought it was interesting to find out your sis is in my blogring too   have a great nit  and the category is………….nipple piercing   lol

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Coffee!!! 

Posted 1/24/2007 1:53 AM by modo617 -

Oh now, he knows the answer to this one… I think he just needed some and was crying out for help.

Hello. My name is Angi and I am a caffeine addict… It has been one month since my last MOUNTAIN DEW! I don’t drink coffee (ick) Never acquired a taste for it… I take my caffeine in other ways but I think those days are gone for me now… of course this has been said before…

 

 

 

Well this is fun if you all want to leave a category go ahead if not I’ll move on… Since I know some of you are dying to know the answer to if a penis can be broken or not… I can hear the sharp intake of breath and feel the cringing of my male readers… Ang

 

Alright so Categories… everyone is doing this tag… I figure why not? I haven’t any thing else right now any way.Unless you guys are just dying to know WHAT SNOT IS… or IF IT”S TRUE THAT YOU CAN BREAK YOUR PENIS? I can get to those later.

The way this works is you give me a category in the comment section… category, not question… and I will answer what I think here… I will answer as best I can in my fence sitter fashion… Ang

My friend Happy Deviant also did this and here’s the link to her answers… Mine won’t be nearly as good.

If you want belly laughs check it out… People with sensitive ears… DON’T GO!

Oh she also left me a category

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Diarrea (sp?) <–why is that word so hard for me to spell? F-that!

Posted 1/23/2007 3:08 PM by happydeviant – delete – block user

 

TO which my response is— It would be no fun to F**k that… Ang

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how about…..does size really matter!  LOL

Posted 1/23/2007 2:55 PM by flapirate – delete – block user

 

I’m not sure that it does… After all if you have the size and don’t know how to use it… You see where I’m going with this… Okay Jimmy?

 

#2

candy corn = )

Posted 1/23/2007 3:32 PM by bythepowerofshoes – delete – block user

 

Not big on the Easter ones… Strictly a Halloween candy… DON”T put the dish in front of me… Thank you.

If I could eat it now? Of course I would… ;-b

 

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Here’s a topic for you: the number of germs in a dogs mouth. Yep. Got French kissed by one again. He didn’t even buy me dinner first!

Posted 1/23/2007 5:24 PM by georgiagirl052569 – delete – block user

 

Supposedly a dogs mouth is cleaner then a humans. But I think it’s all in the timing… Was he licking himself before he kissed you? If so was it front or back end… you should be concerned with both. Also was he drinking out of the toilet? I don’t care if they do say its fresh water every time you flush… it’s still toilet water.

My guess is  he was kissing you because you bought him dinner… If he licks himself a lot he probably appreciates any attention he gets from someone else.

 

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Okay how about……Mustaches…..Hmmm…Or better yet facial hair…Including ofcourse goatees..hehe…

Posted 1/23/2007 5:59 PM by SHADCHA – delete – block user

 

Yes… a topic near and dear to my heart… I like mine. Of course. 

And then there are the advantages of someone elses… oh yes. Enough said. Clean shaven is nice too… but  when you have a mustache you get to wear the cool t-shirt… Mustache Rides 25 cents…

Keepen it on all fours Jose… Ang