October 12, 2006
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GOTTA LUV EM
Our house is tiny and comfortable, but it has a flaw. It only has one bathroom. Usually this isn’t a problem, but since there are five people in this house, four of which are potty trained, we occasionally run into a problem.
When I was working so diligently on THE ROOM yesterday night. I heard two sets of feet sprinting down the hall and a door slam. Then silence, then pounding on the door. Then this:
“Hurry Charlie! I have to go bad!” Charlie “I am!”
“ I have to go number two, hurry!” Charlie “I am!”
“Charlie, Poop like the wind!” Charlie “I AM!”
Okay, I ask you, how exactly does one ‘poop like the wind’ ?
*EDIT*
“I support HappyDeviant’s butt” I know it’s ironic considering this post! But they closed my friends site.Which I don’t understand since I’ve unfortunatly seen worse. So I am in effect joining the protest. therefore…
“I support HappyDeviant’s Butt” and I hope it’s not pooping like the wind… *sigh*
Comments (29)
That’s blowing it out with excessive force.
that’s crapping really fast. as in, telling someone to do anything “like the wind” means really fast.
I don’t know why, but I always associate it with Sheriff Woody yelling “Ride like the wind, bullseye!”
oh, but you probably wanted a funny answer – it means with maximum gaseous noises?
Boy your all so literal…it was a joke ! I know what it means, Although I’m having great fun reading how you all explain it! tee hee ANg
Im still not potty trained
ryc: bahhh…humbug
Two thoughts. First, if Charlie had indeed been pooping like the wind, he would have been done before she got to that part. Second, we always refer to that particular type of movement as the screaming sh#@s because they blast out at lightning speeds.
Is the room done yet?
lol.. the above comments made me laugh! We have the exact same problem in this house! It is over 100 years old and has ONE bathroom. There is also 5 of us, (all of whih are potty trained, hehe) So we run into the same problem with one person on the toilet and another knocking waiting to go. Believe me.. when my oldest is doing number 2 it is a long wait,lol!!!
ryc: the tipline thing….remember when she went to Ireland, marks son has a daughter(I think) she and mark spent a lot of money making sure that the had things for the kid, she never said anything wrong…ever, she only stated that she was concerned..someone just got shitty I guess ove rsomthing…but I dont know what, the last post I saw was a korean with a perm and her boxing…..
Poop like the wind…now THAT’S funny!
My hubby is a plumber, AND we have 3 bathrooms. LOL (He also built me a sink in the garage to clean up outside) Want to borrow him to build you another bathroom?
RYC: Can’t…not sleepy!
lol… ahh the joys of raising children….
Cheers!
Why did they shut Michelle down????
I can hear it now Poop in the Wind to the tune of Dust in the wind!!!
i think this prompts one to say, “You are the poop wind beneath my wings.”
^^^^^thats good^^^^^
kids say the darndest things. lol
and how about “the room”
Brian
Y didnt cuss for 3 hours, but I gave a lot of people the finger
That sound very familiar ;-p
‘Circle Of Poo’, Southpark Album
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why
Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
Defuses with their body, and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
which is tucked into the sea
and its eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes me
We got bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to the life and become poo for the land!
Its the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
Which crawls up to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.
Mr: Hankey You see son? Youre not an insignificate part of life!
You are life!
Cornwallis: But how can I be that blade of grass? Or a human?
I dont control what they do
Mr. Hankey: Just like your heart beets without u thinking about it.
So do your giraffes and humans do what they do. Without you even
thinking about it! But it is all one life form. It is all you.
Cornwallis: I think I see now (deep singinge voice)
Im the poo of the antelope, that flows onto the ground
Mr. Hankey: Which becomes the grass of tomorrow
Cornwallis: Yea
Mr. Hankey: Which the critters turn around
Cornwallis: And I’m the leg of a leopard. And the wings of a hen.
Both: Which becomes the inner part of humans, and turn back to
poo again. Thats the circle, the circle of poooooooooooo.
Ask Mom I think she is the queen of pooping like the wind.
Oh… I searched blogs for Lynne Truss, since nobody was in my Lynne Truss blogring. Yay commas!
Poop like the wind, now that is definitly a new one on me, I have a bad vision of what that would be like. Maybe hanging the ole tush out the car window at 80 mph and lettin it fly. Love the things kids come up with.
See Ya. the goofy guy from Kansas.
Thank goodness for two bathroom, even better one is in the master bedroom.
ryc: its from the tv show, southpark
Oh my goodness ~ thanks for the giggles
*rocks on!*
LMAO…My boys will bang the door…no nicities at all, “GET OUT !! I GOTTA TAKE A DUMP!” aren’t boys great?? LOL
RYC: My Chemical Romance CD??? I love it! I have had it for quite some time. I like nearly every song on it, and THAT is rare!
Share your recipes honey :O)~
Big T is a football player, bumps and brusies are are no strange thing to me ..LOL
Ha ha, yeah, it’s just me complaining. We Canucks like to gripe, eh.
Is the Schwartzman film you’re thinking of called Slackers? It’s the one where he makes a hair doll from a girls hair. Really funny. If you want to see his work list, check out IMBD.com, the best movie website ever! Just type his name in their search bar.