I have become the Great Doomsayer. Yes it’s true. It started out with the basic “Don’t run with that stick! You’ll fall and poke your eye out!” and then went on with more… “Keep your hands in the car if we have an accident they could get cut off.” And “Wear your helmet on that pogo stick you might fall and crack your head open!”
Fall and crack your head open and poke your eye out are probably the most common prophetic doom sayings and I thought they all had to do with the mother in me but it’s now gone a bit too far. We were at my parents yard sale the other day and a kid was running back to the car with his newly purchased toy and joy in his heart,when I noticed that his shoe was untied. I looked at my mother and said ” He’s going to trip on his shoe lace and smash his face into the pavement” And guess what…
He did…n’t. But I said it. I’m a sayer of doom not a gaunter that it’s going to happen And by far the most disturbing doom and gloom announcement I made for myself.We went to an all you could eat Chinese buffet with sea food where they had oysters on the salad bar and I thought there is food poisoning waiting to happen. You’ll be throwing up all night if you eat those, talking to the big white telephone… I didn’t just walk past them or ignore them or just not eat them, I stopped and contemplated the fact that they where a bad idea.
I feel like that Saturday night live skit with Rachael Dratch you know waa waa waaaaaa.
Any way I’m hoping this entry will purge me of my dreary outlook on life. I guess I better go now all this typing is going to give me carpel tunnel syndrome not to mention sitting in front of this computer it’s probably sucking the energy right out of me. I really think all this reading you guys are doing is going to cause you eye strain. Don’t sit too close to the computer you could go blind. I think that’s all for now my tales of woe are at an end.
I just remembered. Charlie has a field trip tomorrow to the Ausable River I can’t forget to tell him to stay on the path and not go in the bushes he might get poison ivy.
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