January 11, 2007

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  So it’s 3:13 in the morning and I’m up again… I’m not really tired and I haven’t been needing naps. I think I must just be changing. It’s odd going from wanting to sleep all the time to not needing hardly any though. Guess I’ll just have to get used to it.  Oh the hardship. No channel flipping for me tonight. It’s a nice quiet book that doesn’t include toad licking. Hope your all tucked in cosy and warm, dreaming pleasant dreams. Ang

   

  Alright, so I have decided that you have to leave the house to have anything interesting happen to you and since I haven’t left the house in three days, I still have nothing. Don’t worry, I’m not shuffling around with greasy hair in my bathrobe letting my fingernails grow to impossible lengths. I am by no means a hermit yet. I just don’t feel like going out.

  So since I have nothing… The education continues.

  CAN YOU GET HIGH FROM LICKING A TOAD?

  “Poor sad toads. They always seem to take a back seat to the frogs. Frogs get kissed and turn into princes, and toads just get to cause warts. Well, here is some good news for toads.Toads do not cause warts. Toads do, however , produce a protective substance in the parotid gland behind the eyes. This toxin can make animals, such as dogs, very sick and can be irritating to the human eye. But some people go way beyond touching toads and actually lick them in an attempt to get high from a “psychedelic” substance supposedly found on it’s skin.

  The species known as the Bufo toad does have a psychedelic substance on it’s skin. This substance is similar to serotonin and LSD and can cause hallucinations. Be careful when trying this method because some people have been arrested for toad licking. “- Why Do Men Have Nipples- Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D.

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