January 7, 2007
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Still Nothing…
OKay I still have nothing… So here’s something for the ladies… and the men… Turn back now if you are easily offended.
IS SPERM NUTRITOUS? OR FATTENING? (Hehehehe she said sperm again)
‘You are what you eat. In this case it is somewhat true, as sperm contains important genetic material.But sperm, despite it’s important load, (hehehe) Is not particularly nutritious or fattening. The average ejaculate, about one teaspoon, contains between two and three hundred million sperm. Total calories are derived from protein, including enzymes and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.
Other good stuff found in semen includes water, vitamin C, citric acid, phosphate, bicarbonates, zinc, and prostaglandins. A veritable breakfast of champions.’- Mark Layner and Billy Goldberg, M.D. Why Do Men Have Nipples
Alright ladies… I think the last line was a bit suggestive. The book was written by men after all. My husband agreed it was a good idea. lol Ang
Comments (37)
We actually had this discussion in my Anatomy and Physiology class…omg, too funny!
some swear by this as a spot tx. for acne…no really!
RYC:Thanks for stopping by…please do so any time
….Hope you enjoy my ramblings..haha…
Jose
RYC:Well not that good when sleeping alone…lol…Okay maybe when one is sick…Luckly Im feeling a whole lot better..haha….
RYC:…Mind in the gutter…….well……..your not the only one……………haha………Okay I will be a good boy aswell
……hehe…..As I am Always…….
……..haha
actually, studies show that women who swallow have less incidents of breast cancer
LMAO…. I am going to quote my hubby’s words as he read this…”Men have nipples so they don’t look funny. There you go… Good idea.. Breakfast of champions.. however you are not a champion yet but we can work on that”.. lol
MEN!!!! hehe
nice.
ROFL! My husband would agree — in fact, I’m sure he would promote the belief that breakfast is appropriate for every meal.
Trish
man, I *knew* I liked lilmssassy
it seems scientifically sound to me.
RYC Not trying to slap anyone’s hands regarding dental care. Just thought I’d share what I learned cuz it was so interesting.
Have a great week… Make each day count.
Christy
Turn Back ~ NEVER!
I am sure most women would agree ~ we all do what we can for those we love and want
us to love them back ~ however ~ I am sure nutrition isnt on our minds at the time. I remember
always hoping I wouldnt throw up and embarass myself.
I almost felt like gagging there for a moment. Thanks again for the memories
I’m still here. Is it true tho that semen get its taste from what men eat ? Like I have been told that if the guy eats alot of sugar it tastes sweet. It all tastes bitter to me.
I heard that if a guy eats honeydew, it tastes sweet. I’ve also heard it good for your skin and hair. Think about how hot we’d all be if we just snacked on some sperm every day!
I can find no man who would disagree that women should try more sperm in their diet…
lMAO.
What are you reading!
*laughs*
OH ANG! That’s GROSS! like seriously so – LOL! NOT even going to MENTION to my husband – LOL!
I have never had a problem with this, I mean women
Secrete vaginal properties that men ingest as well,
This was a fun post…..never found this myself gagging through it
Nice post. Breakfast of Champions – I like that!
Well not I like it like THAT but I like the sound of it!!!!
Eeeeewwwwww
As usual your mind is in the gutter.
Great for the complextion too!!! I love all that men have to offer….Yes….Happy Monday!!
I agree, your in the gutter again.
interesting post, and more interesting responses
LOL! Not one of my favorite pasttimes, but my husband would agree, as well… Not going to tell him about that one…
Have a good day!
RYC….There is never bad memories Ang…Or I wouldnt be thanking you for them
I loved this post! Keep it up…I can hardly wait for the next one.
RYC When you start talking about sperm as a breakfast of champions, EEEEEEEwwwwww is the proper word for a man. heh heh
While I am certain that the whole study includes and assumes your swallowing it, they fail to take into account that it tastes like salty paste. No thanks, I’ll just take a multivitamin. Hope you had a good weekend and definatly make sure you have a great day today! – Bek
RYC: 3 year old storytime is w/o parents. They probably would have let me stay if I had asked, but she didn’t want to stay in there even with me…
but will it make a good milk shake??
ROFLMAO! Is it really only a teaspoon?! My co-workers and I, before Anita Hill, tried to calculate how much one had to swallow if she(or he) was so inclined. We figured it was about the size of a bottle of liquid paper. I always thought that guess was a little too conservative, since it feels like about a half a cup when it hits the back of your throat. Thank you for sharing your knowledge. It’s good to have friends in the gutter.
welcum to my gutter
you must have been bored
oh gosh *lol*
Men have nipples because we were all the same in the womb until the sperm determined our gender. So we all had nipples to begin with, but since the men didn’t turn out to be women/ have breasts, they just kind of kept the nipples.
Ask me not how I know this.
And you call that nothing!